I do believe someone would get their ass kicked if they said that. Let the ass kicking begin.
Monday. The beginning of the week....a very important week. Payday week. Week 10 of pregnancy. Week 13 of the NFL. Week of Happy Macy's Parade/Football Day to our American friends. Well if any of those things are important to you then it would be an important week.
A week in which I am hoping to once again begin to feel human and not sloth-like. I was all ready to do laundry this morning (as planned yesterday) and then my plans got rail-roaded by a feverish little girl. Last night I picked up Ryleigh after she had cereal for supper...again (it is the only thing she will eat lately, but at least it is something). Ryleigh was boiling hot. Her temperature was almost 102. We broke out the tylenol just to discover it was expired, just like my prenatal vitamins. Me thinks it is time to clean out the medicine cabinet. Fast forward a bit. My Dear Nathan bought new tylenol, we gave her a shot and hoped that it would help her sleep comfortably. Well, it did make her comfortable....comfortable enough to stay up until after midnight watching cartoons in my bed while My Dear Nathan slept beside her and I slept on the couch.
I did not do laundry this morning. I went to sleep while Ryleigh watched cartoons in my bed but this time she slept after a few shows too. She still had a bit of a fever left but she seems good to go now. She is good enough to have mimmi-uuush (mini-wheats) for lunch, followed by a bag of cheetos. All necessarily served in a beebee bow (baby bowl) as the normal bowls are totally unsatisfactory.
This week is also the week that my maid service ends. Maid service you ask? How do piss poor people afford maid service? Well I have a maid thanks to a new route of punishment that I am taking. Darian had gotten herself into trouble at school and rather than take the grounding route which is not effective on a girl that does not go out anywhere I chose to make her my personal maid for 2 weeks. I figure that she may not think of it as a punishment but thought that after 2 weeks of being at my beck and call for anything from getting me a drink to washing my floors that she would think twice about fooling around in school. If nothing else it got some of the housework done.
It is now 2:00 and I am awake. I should find something more to eat and actually get my ass downstairs to do laundry. Apparently no one has clean socks....I never know because I don't wear them. Have a nice Monday.